A basketball laboratory for overthinkers.

Once a player appears as a Norris Colollary answer or in a Starting Five lineup, that archive page stays open to all readers. Everything else is behind the Founding Member wall.

1. 01

   Study

   The Big Fix

   Promotion and relegation, an in-season tournament, alternative playoff brackets. A data-driven, intensely modelled case for a better league.

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2. 02

   Laboratory

   The Big Fix Lab

   Pick a real NBA season. Apply the reform. Run the simulation. See what happens.

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3. 03

   Explorer

   Galaxy Explorer

   A basketball similarity exploration in three dimensions. Find your favorite player's nearest neighbors across eras.

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4. 04

   Retrospective

   The All-Time Title Scaler

   Championship counts, rebased against league size. Winning a title in an 8-team league is not the same structural feat as winning one in a 30-team league — the ledger says so.

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5. 05

   Index

   Interior Dominance — Shaq Factor

   Close your eyes and visualize prime Shaq. What do you imagine? Celebrating one of his dominant performances with the Lakers in the finals? A preposterously sized man carrying half the New Jersey Nets to the hoop? An anxious trip to the foul line, sweat dripping into his eyes as he lines up for another clank? A surprisingly soft touch on hooks around the paint? Gathering in offensive rebounds by the dozen?

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6. 06

   Index

   Franchise Cornerstone — Duncan Index

   An index of the franchise-anchor archetype: sustained two-way excellence, identity-defining floor- and ceiling-raising, deep playoff runs, low chaos. A short list of “if you could start your team with anyone, who would you pick?” An attempt to quantify the unquantifiable.

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7. 07

   Index

   The Floor Generals — Stockton Index

   An index of the floor general — the classic “point guard shaped” archetype. Who does the most to make their teammates better, organize the offense, and provide positive overall lift.

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8. 08

   Index

   I've Got This — Irrational Confidence Metric

   The shoot-through-a-double-team axis. Synergy isolation volume, fadeaway frequency, pull-up signature, with a deferral dock for players who pass too much. Presented as an auction catalogue: each top season a numbered LOT with provenance, condition, and estimate. Willingness, not result.

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9. 09

   Index

   Earned Offensive Attention — Gravity Metric

   “Mass tells space-time how to curve; space-time tells mass how to move. The Institute observes a comparable phenomenon in basketball.”

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10. 10

    Index

    He's On Fire — Heat Check Metric

    A thermal readout of audacity while hot — how far past the season's average jumper a shooter dares to fire on a make-streak, graded against a moving era baseline. Distance-distribution traces of the all-timers, the season-by-season climb, and the Sixth-Man microwave.

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11. 11

    Index

    Off/Def Symmetry — Concordance Metric

    A field guide for paired traits. Every player-season is a specimen, plotted by how aligned its offensive and defensive action signatures are against how effective its flight has been. Common species, rare birds thriving, and the rare birds extinct for a reason. A draft register in the Comparative Avian Taxonomy idiom.

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12. 12

    Case Files

    The Butterfly Effect — Case Files

    History, re-played. A catalog of the league's great what-ifs — vetoed trades, blocked moves, the injuries that turned — each re-simulated, scoped to a single season. Undo what happened and watch the league, and the title, move. Chaos-theory register.

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